
Mystery Team
16 quotes
Biography
Mystery Team is a 2009 American comedy film by the comedy group Derrick Comedy. The story was written by Donald Glover, DC Pierson, Dominic Dierkes, Dan Eckman and Meggie McFadden.
"Oh okay, so we're definitely not just taking off clothes then, gotcha'."
"The door's locked! McGinty, you clever dog!"
"If any teachers ask where Eric went, tell them that three grown-ups took him off the playground to teach him a lesson about sticking his finger in things."
"Sorry I'm late, everybody. My science teacher says my thesis needs to prove something... but I think listing all the dinosaurs proves there was a lot of dinosaurs."
"Looks like we've got a long night of cocaine ahead of us."
"We're keeping evidence from the police, okay? We could go to jail! You know what happens in jail? No T.V.!"
"Goodnight sweet hobo. May your bindle be heavy with treasures, but your heart be light with song."
"Decorative pillows? What is this, the White House?"
"Paper plates? Are you expecting the pope?"
"Frank! Sometimes I wish you didn't beat that cancer. I really do."
"There's something fishy going on down at the sardine factory! I think it's fish!"
"When I was fifteen years old, when I got this job, I said to myself, "I am going to work here until the day that I kill myself.""
"Hey! Are you squeezing that bread? We had a deal! We had a deal you fucking animal! What the f...ah dude, did you fuck this bread? You fucked the shit out of this bread. You don't fuck bread. Every fucking thing!"
"You remind me a little of me. You know what I'm going to call you from now on, "Little Me". I just came up with that right now."
"Paying you in advance, buddy!"
"DC Pierson - Duncan Wheeler"