Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
7 quotes
"It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact."
"Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating."
"A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator."
"Some men do not know the father of 'their' children."
"The primary goal of a righteous parent who has a daughter is to minimize the number of boys and men for whom their daughter will have willingly opened her legs come her wedding day; the closer to zero, the more righteous they will seem."
"Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off."
"Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl should be two things: who and what she is. I say a girl should do two things: what and who she wants."