Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
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"People who complain about something that they cannot do anything about are as irritating as those who complain about something that they can do something about."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
"To increase the odds of being thanked, some people compliment some people; some make kids."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
"Technology has transformed the world into a global village. And communities, families, friends, etc., into local islands."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
"12% of dreams create jobs. 88% of jobs destroy dreams."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
"A paedophile is someone whose sexual attraction towards children their own age did not grow with them."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
"For the most expensive way to realize an orgasm, men open their wallets. For the cheapest, they close their eyes."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
"One-night stands were invented to free men from worrying about the size of their penis. And to free women from worrying about the size of their stretch marks."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
"The present is an eternal attempt to separate the past from the future."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
"A belief is an uneducated guess."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
"Intelligence is a way of thinking, not a choice of words."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
"Faeces by any other name would smell as gross"
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
"Most women have low standards. All they strive for is a highly paid man."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
"If life really begins at forty, then all poor people die in their teens."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
"A social critic is someone whose work revolves around where and how our successes are failing us."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
"Distinctive facial features of a parent are poor people’s paternity test."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
"Using money in one’s attempt to put an end to poverty is like using a border in one’s attempt to put an end to xenophobia."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
"Rich people read their bills. Poor people dread theirs."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
"Every artist takes their final work to the grave."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
"Being a philosopher requires a lot of thinking and no action. Being a model requires a lot of action and no thinking."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
"In a materialistic society, an employed boy is older than an unemployed man."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
"Culture, religion, and education, are conspiracies to standardize worldviews."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
"You can only manage to convince a person to admit to being wrong, not ignorant, arrogant, or stupid."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
"Not every person that speaks less than you do is more ignorant than you are."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
"Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to eat whenever."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
"Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy."
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups