Mokokoma Mokhonoana, Divided & Conquered
13 quotes
"When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because her man is a dog."
"As common as unplanned sex. As uncommon as a planned child."
"Homophobia is the ignorant and arrogant assumption that copulation and reproduction is all there is to a relationship."
"A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him."
"Looking at what 'foreplay' is, 'sexual intercourse' is a game."
"When the going gets tough: the poor close their eyes, the rich open their wallets."
"Marriage converts a player into a polygamist."
"We are all born agnostics. Atheism and theism is sold to us."
"To most Americans, a dog is a potential mate. To some Chinese, a dog is potential meat."
"Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion."
"If heaven really exists: then, technically, living is an activity that believers keep themselves busy with — while they wait for their death."
"What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose."
"If man was a logical creature: his last suspect—namely, his mouth—was going to be the first; whenever he thinks that someone, or, something is smelly."