Megan McCafferty, Sloppy Firsts
6 quotes
"Girls will get together just to get together. Guys need an activity as an excuse. Otherwise it’s too homo for them to handle."
"Then a lightning bolt shot straight through my skivvies. Sha-ZAM!"
"All subjects are the same. I memorize notes for a test, spew it, ace it, then forget it. What makes this scary for the future of our country is that I'm in the tip-top percentile on every standardized test. I'm a model student with a very crappy attitude about learning."
"...and yes even loved him even though logic and reason told me I had no business feeling that way about him but I didn't care, no I loved him, and wanted him to know it not because I expected him to reciprocate )and yes even loved him even though logic and reason told me I had no business feeling that way about him but I didn't care, no I(even though I really really wanted him to) but because if someone ever loved me in that pure way I would want to know about it"
"It’s not my fault that these are the problems I’ve been put on this earth to deal with, right? They’re petty, they piss me off, and they’re all mine"
"What is your definition of skank?' I ask.'A skank fucks skeezas she barely knows."