Mason Cooley

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Biography

Mason Cooley was an American aphorist known for his witty aphorisms. One of the aphorisms Cooley developed was "The time I kill is killing me."

"Every day begins with an act of courage and hope: getting out of bed."

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"Bad faith likes discourse on friendship and loyalty."

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"Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are."

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"Lonely people keep up a ceaseless flow of commentary on themselves."

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"Ideology has shaped the very sofa on which I sit."

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"Wisdom remembers. Happiness forgets."

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"In an aphorism, aptness counts for more than truth."

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"Scepticism is always a back road leading to some credo or other."

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"I am easy-going right up to the borders of my self-interest."

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"The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant, but seldom carefree."

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"Timidity keeps me safe and sad in a narrow room."

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"Writing an upbeat aphorism is a temptation, but decorum forbids."

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"Reality is the name we give to our disappointments."

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"When lying to someone, look him straight in the eye."

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"To be successful be ahead of your time, but only a little."

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"People may show jealousy, but hide their envy."

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"Don’t milk the cow too hard. She will kick you."

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"Wisdom cannot prevent a fall, but may cushion it."

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"Why do we never expect dull people to be rascals?"

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"The wisdom of age: don't stop walking."

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"Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends."

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"Staid middle age loves the hurricane passions of opera."

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"Middle age went by while I was mourning for my lost youth."

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"The lonely become either thoughtful or empty."

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"Living alone makes it harder to find someone to blame."

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