Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

6 quotes

"God. He was an eye-gasm if she ever saw one."

Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

"How southern belle of her."

Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

"Her mother and memory lapses were BFFs."

Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

"Hazard of the job. That's Ode de Anal Gland you smell."

Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

"Just about every available female--and some unavailable--seemed to think the way to his heart was through his blood sugar levels."

Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

"I'll never get to hear her say, 'I love you, Mommy,' like other parents take for granted."

Kelly Moran, Puppy Love