Jordan Sonnenblick, Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie

"Renee was beautiful, but she was my friend now. On the other hand, Annette was my friend, but now she was beautiful. makes about as much sense as anything ever does with girls"

Jordan Sonnenblick, Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie

"It's amazing--my parents call everything a discussion. If I were standing across the street, firing a bazooka at my mother, while my father was launching mortar back at me, and Jeffery was charging down the driveway with a grenade in his teeth, my parents would say we should stop having this public "discussion"."

Jordan Sonnenblick, Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie