Joe E. Lewis
27 quotes
Biography
Joe E. Lewis was an American comedian, actor, and singer.
"[A banker is] a man who will lend you money if you can prove to him that you don't need it."
"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."
"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."
"The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love."
"I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play."
"I play in the low eighties. If it's any hotter than that I won't play."
"I know lots more old drunks than old doctors."
"I know lots more old drunks than old doctors."
"I know lots more old drunks than old doctors."
"I know lots more old drunks than old doctors."
"I know lots more old drunks than old doctors."
"I know lots more old drunks than old doctors."
"I know lots more old drunks than old doctors."
"I know lots more old drunks than old doctors."
"There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty."
"I know lots more old drunks than old doctors."
"I know lots more old drunks than old doctors."
"You only live once - but if you work it right once is enough."
"It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor as long as you've got money."
"I know lots more old drunks than old doctors."
"I know lots more old drunks than old doctors."
"I know lots more old drunks than old doctors."
"I know lots more old drunks than old doctors."
"I know lots more old drunks than old doctors."
"I know lots more old drunks than old doctors."