Janet Evanovich, Seven Up

"Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head." Eddie DeChooch"

Janet Evanovich, Seven Up

"You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see Rex the Wonder Horse. Women look at themselves and think they need to renew their membership at the gym."

Janet Evanovich, Seven Up

"He's going to jail. He can't see. He can't hear. He can't take a leak that lasts under fifteen minutes. But he has an erection and all the other problems are small change. Next time around I'm coming back as a man. Priorities are clearly defined. Life is simple."

Janet Evanovich, Seven Up

"Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum"

Janet Evanovich, Seven Up