J. Richard Singleton
11 quotes
"If there's one thing I know about women, it's that they have vaginas."
"You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape."
"No man wants his daughter to be the kind of girl whom he liked in high school."
"I try not to let other people's problems problem me."
"I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce."
"Life.... It's better than the alternative."
"You have to think if we've been visited by extraterrestrial life, it was like a zookeeper walking into the chimp enclosure: He looks around, takes some pictures, then leaves without interacting significantly with the environment. Meanwhile the chimps have no idea what the fuck just happened."
"The truth is like sunlight: It causes cancer."
"I love Las Vegas because it's the one city less classy than Los Angeles."
"Los Angeles is a city made up of refugees from better cities."
"That's crazier than a boatload of prostitutes!"