J. Cornell Michel, Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution
5 quotes
"I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies."
"They all call me "Excuse me," even though my nametag clearly says "Jordan." It's like people don't actually exist while they're working. Workers are just tools who aren't supposed to have feelings or personalities. You don't become human until your shift is over. Until then, we're all just zombies. We're dead to the world: infected people who need to be avoided, unless, of course, someone needs to know where the paintbrushes are located."
"You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people."
"It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you."
"Everyone should be comfy during the apocalypse."