J.A. Konrath

"One of the greatest journeys in life is overcoming insecurity and learning to truly not give a shit."

J.A. Konrath

"Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart attack?""He was hit by a Pizza Express truck."

J.A. Konrath

"We don't know the Devil's side of the story, because God wrote all the books."

J.A. Konrath

"There's a word for an author who doesn't give up... published."

J.A. Konrath

"Sir, this lane is for ten items or less. I’m counting thirteen items in your cart, including that hemorrhoid cream. And while hemorrhoids might give you a reason to be nasty, they don’t give you a reason to be in this lane."

J.A. Konrath

"If you can quit, quit. If you can't quit, stop complaining - this is what you chose."

J.A. Konrath