Into the Woods

"Slotted spoons don't hold much soup."

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"The slotted spoon can catch the potato!"

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"[to Baker's wife] Have you seen a boy with carrot-topped hair and a sunny, though occasionally vague, disposition, answering to the name of Jack?"

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"There's a dead giant in my back yard!"

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"[to female giant] We’ve suffered too! Do you think it was a picnic disposing of your husband's remains?"

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"[to baker] No one cared when there was a dead giant in my backyard! I don't remember you volunteering to come to my aid."

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"Milky-White! Now I have two friends: a cow and a harp!"

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"I buried her in a footprint."

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"The difference between a cow and a bean is a bean can begin an adventure!"

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"I don't want another mother, I want a friend... And a pet."

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"[After his mother says someday he will have a real pet] A piggy?"

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"I miss my kingdom up in the sky."

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"I wish my cow would give us some milk."

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"Please pal, squeeze pal."

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"But where am I to go? I have no one to take care of me."

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"I'm going to KILL him."

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"Maybe I shouldn't have stolen from the Giant."

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"(incredulously, to Cinderella) You can talk to birds?"

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"The prettier the flower, the farther from the path."

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"[Referring to her sick grandmother] For all that I know, she's already dead."

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"Nice is different than good."

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"Stay away from my cape or I'll slice you into a thousand bits!"

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"Maybe I shouldn't have strayed from the path."

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"(appearing during an argument between the Baker and his wife) WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cares?!?!?! The cow is gone! Get it back! Get it back!"

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"(hearing Rapunzel sing) Oh, my precious calls to me."

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