"A hooker stopped me on the street and told me 'I'll do anything for $50.' I said, 'Paint my house.'"
"A hooker stopped me on the street and told me 'I'll do anything for $50.' I said, 'Paint my house.'"
"When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say."
"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave upóthey have no holidays."
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
"My wife is a light eater ... as soon as it's light, she starts to eat."
"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
"A hooker stopped me on the street and told me 'I'll do anything for $50.' I said, 'Paint my house.'"
"A hooker stopped me on the street and told me 'I'll do anything for $50.' I said, 'Paint my house.'"
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave upóthey have no holidays."
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
"My wife is a light eater ... as soon as it's light, she starts to eat."
"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
"When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say."