"In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar, a custom which is still continued."
"The follies a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity."
"It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing."
"Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense."
"A good woman inspires a man; a brilliant woman interests him; a beautiful woman fascinates him; and a sympathetic woman gets him."
"A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted."
"Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you."
"Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you."
"The follies a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity."
"A good woman inspires a man; a brilliant woman interests him; a beautiful woman fascinates him; and a sympathetic woman gets him."
"A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted."
"In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar, a custom which is still continued."
"Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense."
"It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing."