Gordon Korman

"Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you."

Gordon Korman

"For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot."

Gordon Korman

"Nellie grinned. "I always wanted to go to Venice. It's supposed to be the romance capital of the world.""Sweet,"put in Dan. "Too bad your date is an Egyptian Mau on a hunger strike."The au pair sighed. "Better than an eleven-year-old with a big mouth."

Gordon Korman

"I've taken care of it," I saidMy father looked at me, shocked.Then I realized "taken care of" had a very specific meaning in his line of work."No, no, I mean he's gone."

Gordon Korman

"But here, two thousand miles from home, there was a real shipwreck, a real hope. A choice big enough to change our lives forever."

Gordon Korman