Epic Movie
16 quotes
Biography
"(as the White Bitch pulls up in her turbo sled) Whoa, Stifler's mom!"
"(in his old age) Chuck Norris rules."
"Damn that Superman plot!"
"Willy: Who wants to chew my gumballs?"
"Peter: Monobrow! Monobrow! King wants a monobrow!"
"Peter: (as Superman) You shot me in the freaking eye! That really hurts! Why would you do that?! That was so unnecessary! You bastard!"
"Kanye West look-alike: (while Lucy is viewing the camera from Mr. Tumnus) The White Bitch doesn't care about black people."
"Samuel L. Jackson look-alike: Shit, bitch, I'm always yelling! I'm Samuel god damn Jackson!"
"Borat look-alike: Jagshemash! My name-a Borat. You did it! You made moviefilm have happy ending! (the water wheel runs over the orphans) Not!"
"White Bitch: I hate those fucking kids."
"Mr. Tumnus : Screw Gnarnia!"
"White Bitch: (trying to read) The... keeds... have... esca-puh-duh."
"We Know It's Big. We Measured."
"Faune A. Chambers - Susan Pervertski"
"Héctor Jiménez - Mr. Tumnus"
"Kevin McDonald - Harry Potter"