"Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better."
"If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old."
"You needn't love your enemy, but if you refrain from telling lies about him, you are doing well enough."
"Financial sense is knowing that certain men will promise to do certain things, and fail."
"You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue -- agree with him."
"If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old."
"Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them."
"Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth."
"I believe in grumbling; it is the politest form of fighting known."
"You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue - agree with him."
"Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them."
"If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old."
"Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth."
"I believe in grumbling; it is the politest form of fighting known."
"If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old."
"Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better."
"Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them."
"Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them."
"You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue - agree with him."
"You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue -- agree with him."
"Financial sense is knowing that certain men will promise to do certain things, and fail."
"You needn't love your enemy, but if you refrain from telling lies about him, you are doing well enough."