Drew Carey
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Biography
Drew Allison Carey is an American comedian, game show host, and actor.
"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
"It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not."
"If your person doesn’t get enough votes, you lose. I don’t want to hear it. There are more than two choices and you are allowed to vote for whoever you want. This is America. If you can’t get the votes to win, tough shit."
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
"Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test."
"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful."
"TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over."
"As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed."
"As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything."
"There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it."
"The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name."
"Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event."
"But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do."
"When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games."
"Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment."
"Being a celebrity, you always get really good seats to sporting events, but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports."
"International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team."
"I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites."
"The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time."
"The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you don't have energy for anything. It's horrible."