Doug Larson
19 quotes
Biography
Doug Larson was a columnist and editor for the Door County Advocate (1953–1964) and wrote a daily column, "Doug's Dugout," for the Green Bay Press-Gazette (1964–1988), both Wisconsin-based newspapers. The column was originally syndicated through United Media under the title "Senator Soaper Says"; Larson took over authorship in 1980.
"A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself."
"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!"
"More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse."
"The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate."
"A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows."
"The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment."
"A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows."
"The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate."
"More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse."
"Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush."
"Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own."
"For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work."
"For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work."
"Wisdom is the reward for a lifetime of listening when you would have preferred to talk."
"Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible."
"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city it might be better to change the locks."
"Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap."
"What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high."
"Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane."