"Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants."
"That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them."
"Excuse me, I have to use the toilet. Actually, I have to use the telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so."
"He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery."
"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires."
"Age before beauty; and pearls before swine."
"If all the girls at Brandeis were laid end-to-end, I wouldn't be surprised."
"I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."
"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."
"Hell's afloat in lover's tears."
"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."
"That would be a good thing for them to carve on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgement."
"Age before beauty; and pearls before swine."
"If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
"Love is like quick-silver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away."
"Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses."
"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."
"Excuse me, I have to use the toilet. Actually, I have to use the telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so."
"Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life."
"I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be a darling at it."
"The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism."
"They sicken of the calm who know the storm."
"That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them."
"The two most beautiful words in the English language are "check enclosed.""
"This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great force."