Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker

"Now to me, Edith looks like something that would eat her young."

Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker

"God, the bitter misery that reading works into this world! Everybody knows that - everbody who IS everybody. All the best minds have been off reading for years. Look at the swing La Rouchefoucauld took at it. He said that if nobody had ever learned to read, very few people would be in love. Good for you, La Rouchefoucauld; nice going, boy. I wish I’d never learned to read."

Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker