Donkey Kong Country
154 quotes
Biography
""Donkey all confused"."
"Banana-slamma!!!!!"
""I was gonna call [Cranky] something else, but... you were present"."
"Aye aye, nose nose, throat throat, ablast to something to keep you me hardlies, and shiver me tree trunks!"
"Its finally over. Now, how do you get outta here? (screams, than fall into a trap and close the trap, than kick off the feet)"
"Hmmm, to know everything, I must give up everything... HEY! Little buddy, I'm giving you my tie collection!"
"Ohh... feels like I got the stuffing knocked out of me... Oh no! I did get the stuffing knocked out of me! Where's my stuffing?!"
""Arr, you got me confused with someone else. I'm Donkey Kroc the pirate, arr, and I'm looking for Donkey Kong the (mimics monkey) ape"."
"That's not mine! Look, there's still a piece of banana inside! I never leave a banana bit! Can I have it?"
""I've never known any problem that couldn't be solved with a little nap"."
"Help, Diddy! I've fallen, and I can't get up! Can you pass me a banana, little buddy?"
""It's hard to believe anybody this cute could have everybody so mad at him"."
""It's the company's fault for making you want it so much"."
""Back off or I'll have to slam you"."
"It's more fun bein' in one of these biplanes than on top of some skyscraper!"
""I got a bad feeling about this, Cranky sounded really mad"."
""I'll shower you in Coconut Cream Pie"."
"I'm Diddy! Ooh Ahh!"
"Ah, never fear, Diddy's here. Just shove an hors d'ouvres plate in front of me and I can find a crab with my eyes closed. HERE, CRAPPY! CRAPPY! Here, Crappy, Crappy..."
"[Turns red & angrily throws cap on the ground and starts jumping on it] "You just lost my lucky ball!""
""Only one thing worse than a bruised banana... a bruised butt"."
"Why couldn't you have disappeared forever instead of my ball?"
""Not unless you got a weedwacker and a couple of hours"."
""That sounded like a zebra having his stripes removed"."
"Pay no attention to the monkey behind the monkey!"