"Sleep when you're dead."
"'I Love (or Heart) Dainton'. He's gonna go fucking nuts!"
"(after catching Dainton drawing a pentagram in blood on his floor) Aww, Daint, you can't put a fucking pentagram on my floor. I...I'm not a devil house!""
"Fucking Dainton... he's got a big willy..."
"(drunk) "I like to gamble! I like to gamble money, I li... I... burps I like to gamble!""
"How funny is Pancho? Really, really funny."
"(After having something go into his head) "God man, that's your head! There's important stuff in there!""
"(to Dainton:) "Daint, stop being a dick for once in your life will you?!""
"(When Pritchard and Pancho accidentally marry) "Panch stop making a fucking making a joke of it! This is real shit!""
"(When Pritchard and Pancho accidentally marry) "I'll kick you in the fanny in a minute, I'm not married...to a MAN.""
"(Playing Moisty's Mallet) "I was in fucking thick class in school, they never taught us about Dinosaurs, alright?!""
"(Playing Moisty's Mallet, trying to say, 'Rain Forest')"Water Jungle.""
"(When Dainton throws a spider at him) "Get him away from my life!""
"Make him scream, make him cry...make him want an apple pie."
"(After being sprayed by Dainton with pepper spray) "FUCKING ROCK'N'ROLL! FUCKING ROCK'N'ROLL!""
"Aww, look at the little chicks!"
"(After Joycey commenting - "That's a very classy way of doing it" - on Pritchard's choice of the cigarette cutter to slice his finger off) "I'm a posh man, Daniel.""
"Daniel Joyce - he makes the ladies moist."
"(With mouse traps on his ear) "The Mouse Catcher - Gimme some mice! Where the fucking mice? Where the fucking mice?! Let me at 'em!""
"(After being whipped in the back) "That's a Paul Weller! It just wells up!""
"(Referring to a spider) "He's so big he can't fit in his house!""
"(To Dainton) "Let's see your starfish.""
"(Whispering to Dainton) "Smell my shit.""
"(To Dainton:) "Would you like me to lapdance for you, scary Newport man?""
"(When Pancho tries to pull his hair out) "Leave my hair alone you little shit!""