Dennis Miller

4 quotes

"Charisma is what makes one man a skinny grandfather with bad teeth repeating the same story since 1964, and the other man Mick Jagger singing 'Satisfaction' to a stadium full of screaming fans at 300 bucks a head."

Dennis Miller

"You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 Rs, only one begins with an R."

Dennis Miller

"You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 Rs, only one begins with an R."

Dennis Miller

"Charisma is what makes one man a skinny grandfather with bad teeth repeating the same story since 1964, and the other man Mick Jagger singing 'Satisfaction' to a stadium full of screaming fans at 300 bucks a head."

Dennis Miller