"My fellow animaniacs…"
"My fellow Ugly Bettys..."
"My fellow amoeboids…"
"My fellow watermelons…"
"My fellow umbrellastands…"
"My fellow sea-beavers…"
"My fellow ostriches…"
"My fellow Bulgarians…"
"My fellow Abi Titmuses…"
"My fellow Algorithms…"
"My fellow crustaceans..."
"[Referring to the end of the Iraq War] I give my word to the Iraqi people that American construction firms have arrived on the ground and will commence reincarnation immediately…"
"You must remember that Al-Qaeda therapists despise the American way of life, and everything you and I hold to be queer…"
"Today the Iraqi people will be voting — whether they are Sonnies or Chers."
"The Iraqi people can look forward to a future free of intimidation and violins."
"Former President, Bill Clitoris…"
"My fellow cabinet members, Donald Rumsfeld and Basmati Rice…"
"Abu Musab al-Safari and the Iraqi detergents are vanished."
"Yassir Crackerjack and the Polyunsaturated people."
"[After a long speech] I hope I have made myself queer."
"As a result, the North Korean leader Kim Jong-il announcified that he would be resumerating their nucular program."
"People of Britain, starey eyes, sweaty palms, receding hairline, yesterday I announced…"
"People of Britain, oh how I hate to be beside the seaside grimace, hate Gordon Brown hand gesture, looking over his shoulder underpants…"
"People of Britain, this is your Prime Minister, twitchy face, embarrassing plum suit, today..."
"People of Britain, this is your Supreme Overlord…"