Daffy Duck
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Biography
Daffy Duck is a cartoon character created by animators Tex Avery and Bob Clampett for Leon Schlesinger Productions. Styled as an anthropomorphic black duck, he was created for the Warners' cartoon series Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies, in which he is usually depicted as a screwball or foil for either Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, or Speedy Gonzales.
"Daffy: Don't let it worry ya, Skipper. I'm just a crazy, darn fool duck. Hoo-hoo Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo... - Porky's Duck Hunt"
"...because I'm a SPLIT PERSONALITY, that's why not! I'm two people in one! A schit - a schit - a SCHITZOPHRENIAC!! - The Prize Pest"
"A SMASHING FRONTAL ATTACK ON ENEMY REAR?! - Draftee Daffy"
"A Methersthmidt. A whole Meth of Mthersthmidts...a METH of METHERSTHMIDTS! - Daffy The Commando"
"ALACAZAM! ALACAZAM! ALACAZAM!"
"Hankerin' for trouble, eh?! Well I would like - [to the audience] I would like? I would like a trip to Europe. (Back to Canasta) - I would like to introduce myself: Drip-Along Daffy's the name! [pushes hat forward over brow] Drip-Along Daffy"
"Aw, buck up, BB Eyes. Here, have a swig o' swampwater!"
"Oh ho ho ho, duck hunters is da cwaziest peoples! Ha ha ha. -- Daffy Duck Hunt"
"I'm not crazy, I just don't give a darn! WOO HOO! WOO HOO!"
"I'm so crazy I don't know this isn't possible."
"[After not being fooled by a fake female duck] 'Taint funny, McGee!"
"Awww! But, Honeybunch! Sittin' on eggs is sissy-stuff! - Quackodile Tears"
"Can you imagine anything so ridiculous as majority rule? - Daffy Duck for President"
"Come on!! Challenge ME!!"
"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich. - Ali Baba Bunny"
"Daffy Duck he had a farm, E-I-E-I-O. And on this farm he had an igloo, E I...E...I...O? - Duck Amuck"
"Don't beat me, massah! Don't whip dis poor ol' body! No!"
"Don't shush me!! I'LL MAKE ALL THE NOISE I WANNA!!! -- Daffy Duck Hunt"
"Don't stir yourself, sir! I'll muzzle that inebriated canary! - A Pest in the House"
"Drip-Along Daffy's 'ma name! [men quietly play cards, unaware of Daffy's pronoucements] Anybody care to shoot it out? Man to man? Under western skies? West of the Pecos? Tumbleweeds at ten paces? [starting to realize no one is caring] Ten thousand head the cattle? [with less and less conviction] Cut 'em off at the pass? Prairies? Lariats? [after a pause] Anyone for tennis? [no reaction] Anybody? [changing to personal enjoyment] Well, reckon I'll have me a little bracer! - Drip-Along Daffy"
"Gad! This comic's a real page turner. It's thlopping over with gripping suspense."
"Gee! Thanks, chum. How'd ya know I like lollipops?"
"Get me a proctologist right away!"
"I got him now, I got him now! HEY, BUB, YOU NEED A HOUSE TO GO WITH THIS DOOR-KNOB!! -- The Stupor Salesman"
"HEY! What's the matter with me? I'M DUCK TWACY!!! Now to find the gangsters' hideout! - The Great Piggy Bank Robbery"