"If you stare at someone long enough, they'll eventually look back at you."
"It's our goddamed city! It's our goddamed country. No terrorist can take it from us for so long as we're free. Once we're not free, the terrorists win! Take it back! You're young enough and stupid enough not to know that you can't possibly win, so you're the only ones who can lead us to victory! Take it back!"
"Governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, that whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness."
"Never underestimate the determination of a kid who is time-rich and cash-poor."
"Once you get to naming your laptop, you know that you're really having a deep relationship with it."
"What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning!"