Christopher Moore, Practical Demonkeeping

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"By Aladdin's lamplit scrotum, man! Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth."

Christopher Moore, Practical Demonkeeping

"In business, as in politics, the public is ever so tolerant of those who slime."

Christopher Moore, Practical Demonkeeping

"The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear."

Christopher Moore, Practical Demonkeeping

"Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism."

Christopher Moore, Practical Demonkeeping