"... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had known kung fu?"
"Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy"."
"Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him...."
"Children see magic because they look for it."
"You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it."
"We were seekers. You are that which is sought, Joshua. You are the source. The end is divinity, in the beginning is the word. You are the word."
"The three jewels of Tao: compassion, moderation, and humility. Balthasar said compassion leads to courage, moderation leads to generosity, and humility leads to leadership."
"The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis."
"She hugged me and I could feel the heat rise in my face, either from shame or love, like there was a difference."
"The medium obscured the message."
"A question asked in earnest, deserves an earnest answer."
"If there was anything I learned from John the Baptist, it was that the sooner you confess a mistake, the quicker you can get on to making new and better mistakes."
"It was the sound of a thousand hungry children crying, ten thousand widows tearing their hair over their husband's graves, a chorus of angels singing the last dirge on the day of God's death."
"It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs."
"That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm."
"You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That's your ass, that's what."