Christopher Moore, Fool
6 quotes
Quotes by Christopher Moore, Fool
"Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor."
"Sweet Pocket, you mustn’t ask about my life before I came here. What I am now, I have always been, and everything I am is here with you.” “Sweet Thalia,” said I. “That is a fiery flagon of dragon toss."
"I gave you all!" screeched Lear, waving a palsied claw at Regan."And you took your bloody time giving it, too, you senile old fuck," said Regan."
"She can be a whirlwind of tits and terror when she puts her mind to a purpose, can't she, sir?"
"Sarcasm will make your tits fall off."
"An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture."