Chetan Bhagat
55 quotes
Biography
"Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it."
"Life is not to be taken seriously, as we are really temporary here. We are like a pre-paid card with limited validity. If we are lucky, we may last another 50 years. And 50 years is just 2,500 weekends. Do we really need to get so worked up? It’s ok, bunk a few classes, goof up a few interviews, fall in love. We are people, not programmed devices."
"Love? I need a lot of love."Of course you do. Everyone does. It's funny that we never say it. It's OK to scream, 'I'm starving' in public if you are hungry; it's OK to make a fuss and say, 'I'm so sleepy', if you are tired; but somehow we cannot say, 'I need some more love.' Why can't we say it? It's just as basic a need."
"MakeNew FrNdS But Keep D oLd , One iS silVerThe Other is Gold."
"Pfizer and Moderna are the best vaccines. They have been out since Dec-2020. Why don't we have them in India yet? Do we not deserve the best? Don't we buy defense equipment from abroad? Is this not a war like situation? Why does the vaccine have to be made here and only here?"
"Remember, we need global help right now to get the vaccines. The person who needs the help cannot have ego. Ego never served anyone anyway, but if we keep ego or fake pride now, when we need help, we won't succeed. Heads down, get to work, source and administer the vaccines."
"Ryan and I took everything; though everything tasted the same, we could at least have some variety of colors on our plate."
"People like him think that they are god's gift to the world. What's worse, they are."
"Alok tried to ask the professor for a re-quiz, who stared back as if he had been asked for both his kidneys."
"I know, these Hindi movies are crap, but they do kind of take your mind away from the crap of real life like nothing else."
"Figuring out women is harder than topping a ManPro Quiz."
"Theaters are the opposite of class lectures, the front row is where the action is."
"Girls are beautiful, let's face it, and life is quite, quite worthless without them."
"But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics."
"Kind? This is DisCo, not Mother Teresa's home."
"All of us needed time to rest. And we had time - four months of it - to take all the rest in the world."
"In the first three months, half of my salary went for a pigeonhole in the Siberian end of town."
"to analyse my dream and its significance in my insignificant life, but I had to get dressed for work."
"Esha's modelling is also beyond me as no one is ever going to pay me for my looks."
"I suspect he was never young, was just born straight forty years old."
"Sometimes counting seconds is a great way to kill time through a woman's tantrums."
"One thing guys know is when to shut up."
"Girls are strategic. They will talk about love and romance and all that crap but when it comes to doing the deal they will choose the fattest chicken."
"Crap happens in life. It could happen tonight."
"Girls handbags have enough to make a survival kit for Antarctica."