Carl William Brown, L'Italia in breve.

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"In Italy there are about 60 million people and we know howhigh is the percentage of morons on national soil. However, inChina there are about 1.4 billion people and in India almost 1.3billion. Therefore I wonder then, if more or less all the world isa small village, with how many morons should we have to cometo terms on the territory of this stupid planet. It's the same theworld over, or the world is the same wherever you go!"

Carl William Brown, L'Italia in breve.

"In Italy we have not a Common law legal system, we have a stupid one instead!"

Carl William Brown, L'Italia in breve.

"So I am perfectly free to buy any goods that are legally sold throughout Europe, provided that they can be delivered, even though they are not legal in Italy, even because in Italy only stupidity is legal."

Carl William Brown, L'Italia in breve.

"Repetita iuvant. Italy, a land of great saints, poets, sailors, artists, statesmen, businessmen, lawyers, intellectuals, professors, journalists, whores, gangsters, religious parasites and dickheads."

Carl William Brown, L'Italia in breve.