Calvin Trillin
27 quotes
Biography
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
"There's always a source for humor."
"With humor, it's so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy."
"Money not spent on a luxury one considered even briefly is the equivalent of windfall income and should be spent accordingly."
"I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still."
"The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out."
"When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere."
"I don't think I've ever read a food piece or a food book."
"I don't cook. I don't know anything about food. I've never reviewed a restaurant."
"Canadians are very well behaved, they don't throw their food."
"I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of."
"We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page."
"If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny."
"I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally."
"People, not just reporters, are more interested in politics than in government, so the actual issues wouldn't be something that interested them."
"I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally."
"If law school is so hard to get through how come there are so many lawyers?"
"If law school is so hard to get through how come there are so many lawyers?"
"If law school is so hard to get through how come there are so many lawyers?"
"If law school is so hard to get through how come there are so many lawyers?"
"If law school is so hard to get through how come there are so many lawyers?"
"If law school is so hard to get through how come there are so many lawyers?"
"Because a superior fried-chicken restaurant is often the institutional extension of a single chicken-obsessed woman, I realize that, like a good secondhand bookstore or a bad South American dictatorship, it is not easily passed down intact."
"...the existential paradox we all experience; we feel that we are immortal, yet we know that we will die."
"If law school is so hard to get through how come there are so many lawyers?"