Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp
24 quotes
"Peace ain't worth fighting for."
"First, let me finish. Then interrupt."
"Don't stay in this now. You'll fall behind."
"If the mind fits, shrink it."
"I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse."
"Life is short unless agony is long."
"If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?"
"There is a meaning of life but I've been sworn to secrecy."
"Ultimate meaning is meaningless. Meaning meaning means everything else."
"I learned to smile, avoiding happiness advice."
"I've been coerced into free will."
"I forgot what I was going to think."
"An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay."
"I love objectivity when mine."
"I can't prove it yet know it when I seem it."
"My life is so bad that it's worse than it really is."
"Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world."
"The first casualty of war is casual wear."
"I recovered from recovering so no longer celebrate not doing bad things to defend myself as good. I added new bad for good measure."
"I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting."
"My secret to maintaining a youthful appearance? Immaturity."
"I finally decided what I want to be when I grow up - late."
"Mom lied. The crust is the shittiest part."
"I can't name just one example. Then there's only one."