Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
5 quotes
"By now, it is probably very late at night, and you have stayed up to read this book when you should have gone to sleep. If this is the case, then I commend you for falling into my trap. It is a writer's greatest pleasure to hear that someone was kept up until the unholy hours of the morning reading one of his books. It goes back to authors being terrible people who delight in the suffering of others. Plus, we get a kickback from the caffeine industry..."
"The Librarians control the information... They control what gets read, what gets seen, and what gets learned. Because of that they have power."
"I froze, shocked. (And don't try to claim that you did anything different the first time a government bureaucrat pulled a gun on you.)"
"Authors write books for one, and only one, reason: because we like to torture people."
"Doing something brave is much like saying something stupid. You rarely plan on it happening."