Bill Vaughan
20 quotes
Biography
William E. Vaughan was an American columnist and author.
"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a huge research staff to study the problem."
"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
"Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking."
"Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college."
"Muscles come and go flab lasts."
"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem."
"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem."
"The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas."
"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem."
"It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them."
"I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant."
"A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works."
"The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does."
"Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day."
"Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking."
"In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season."
"Money won't buy happiness but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem."
"The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them."
"One trouble with growing older is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous historical figure who didn't amount to much when he was your age."
"Occasionally we sigh for an earlier day when we could just look at the stars without worrying whether they were theirs or ours."