"It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent studying them."
"In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season."
"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them."
"It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent studying them."
"Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed."
"Retirement, we understand, is great if you are busy, rich and healthy. But then, under those conditions, work is great too."
"People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong."
"A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm."
"Retirement, we understand, is great if you are busy, rich and healthy. But then, under those conditions, work is great too."
"Our court dockets are so crowded today it would be better to refer to it as the overdue process of law."
"The Vice Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does."
"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them."
"A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election."
"We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong."
"If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it’s another nonconformist who doesn’t conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity."
"We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics."
"A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election."
"We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong."
"Retirement, we understand, is great if you are busy, rich and healthy. But then, under those conditions, work is great too."
"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them."
"If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it’s another nonconformist who doesn’t conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity."
"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them."
"We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong."
"Our court dockets are so crowded today it would be better to refer to it as the overdue process of law."
"A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm."