"I am not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it. I don't know when I lost it. I don't think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job and I don't want it."
"We have many things in common, the greatest of which is that we are both afraid of the children."
"Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home."
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
"Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing."
"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything - even poverty - you can survive it."
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
"Gray hair is God's graffiti."
"There's no labor a man can do that's undignified, if he does it right."
"Parents are not interested in justice, they want quiet."
"Gray hair is God's graffiti."
"Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing."
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
"We have many things in common, the greatest of which is that we are both afraid of the children."
"Fatherhood is pretending that the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope."
"The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague."
"Gray hair is God's graffiti."
"Fatherhood is pretending that the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope."
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything - even poverty - you can survive it."
"I am not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it. I don't know when I lost it. I don't think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job and I don't want it."
"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
"There's no labor a man can do that's undignified, if he does it right."
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."