Amy Sedaris
23 quotes
Biography
Amy Louise Sedaris is an American actress, comedian, and writer. She played Jerri Blank in the Comedy Central comedy series Strangers with Candy (1999–2000) and the prequel film Strangers with Candy (2005), which she also wrote.
"I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life."
"I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone."
"Books are challenging and inspirational to me."
"Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend."
"There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything."
"Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it."
"Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking."
"My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice."
"My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him."
"David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends."
"People who shop in health food stores never look healthy."
"I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid."
"I swear I want to be a food model."
"People who shop in health food stores never look healthy."
"People who shop in health food stores never look healthy."
"My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper."
"My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him."
"My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper."
"I like to decide the night before Thanksgiving that I'm gonna do it, and I'll see what riff raff is around. Then I get that last-minute surge of energy. But if I had two weeks to plan, sometimes I wish I wasn't doing it. But very seldom does that happen."
"You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff."
"I never really take shortcuts. I was always one of those people who, instead of cutting across someone's yard on the way home from school, I would go to the end of the block and turn."
"I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use your imagination."
"I wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because I'm such a homebody, it's important to be surrounded by things I love."