Ally Carter, I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You

"How sweet is that? I know I'm no boy expert, but I have heard entire lectures on reading body language, and I have to say that assuming that a person will have forgotten your name is way high on my "indicators of humbleness" list (not that I have one, but I totally have a starting point now)."

Ally Carter, I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You

"...maybe it's only fitting that relationship that started with a lie would end with one."

Ally Carter, I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You

"Unusual financial activity: none, unless you count the fact that someone in the family is way too into Civil War biographies. (Can this be a possible indication of Confederate insurgents still living and working in Virginia? Must research further.)"

Ally Carter, I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You

"I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You"

Ally Carter, I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You

"Even at the Gallagher Academy, they don't teach you to break somebody's heart."

Ally Carter, I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You

"Two days after my dad's funeral, my mom went on a mission. I never understood it until then--that sometimes a spy doesn't need a cover so much as she needs a shield."

Ally Carter, I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You