Ace Attorney
136 quotes
Biography
"My motto is: "Don't worry, be happy!""
"Mia's favorite potted plant. Maya has been watering it so much lately it looks a little... swollen. She's either trying to make it grow... or she's perfecting her water torture technique."
"(So he was sleeping the entire afternoon of the murder? Some action hero!)"
"They always have mirrors like this in dressing rooms. I see my hair is still nice and spiky, just how I like it."
"It must be nice to live so free of guilt."
"HE COULDN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
"(referring to Wendy Oldbag)Uh oh, she's really pissed this time!"
"I was hoping to come up with a question while I was objecting, Your Honor... I didn't."
"Indeed! Verily, I say... Ergo!"
"[to Phoenix] Thanks to you, I am saddled with unnecessary... feelings."
"Hey! I'm only 17! That's seven-"teen." See? I'm a teen! Not like you, Nick."
"It's a nightmare! The Steel Samurai is over! The world is over!"
"Um, maybe I shouldn't be saying this... But he definitely did it. Murder. At least once. Maybe twice."
"Umm... Nick? Will I grow up to be like her [Oldbag]? Please say "no.""
"Old windbag sure has balls! Or... well, you know what I mean."
"Oh great. Stop the presses. The Windbag wants to talk."
"Um, Nick? You know that problem of yours? That problem where you present evidence that makes no sense? You're doing it again."
"It seems like it was only yesterday. Actually, it was only yesterday."
"The Steel Samurai is the lead character in a popular kid's show. He walks the streets of Neo Olde Tokyo... Fighting battle after battle against the Evil Magistrate and his minions. Of course, he never really defeats the Evil Magistrate. Although... I guess he did defeat him this time..."
"She [Oldbag] sucks up to all the bigwigs at the studio... But let her see you stumble once and she'll never let up on you."
"(Talking about Will Powers) He's not a bad kid, but don't be fooled by his mask! You wouldn't want him on the silver screen without it, believe me. Little old ladies watching would lose their lunch!"
"You look as though you've seen a ghost!"
"You spiky-haired cretin!"
"Umm... E-Edgey-boy! Help!"
"Witness, you've had a long day. Shut your pie-hole."