Eddie Quotes
14 quotes
"[watches plane take off] Aw, Willie. I had a bad feeling. Damn. What the hell are you gonna do in Budapest?"
"Anyway, fuck it. The battle is over and the war is won."
"No, fuck that. You can think about it. I am panicking and I'm off."
"[To Tom about the guns] So, the only thing connecting us to the case is in the back of your car, which is parked outside?"
"[singing] Whatever happened to Saturday night?"
"[singing] Hot patootie, bless my soul! I really love that rock n' roll!"
"[singing]I'm out of my head / Oh hurry, or I may be dead. They musn't carry out their evil deeds. [bloodcurdling scream.]"
"[Observing his formerly deceased nude body now as his resurrected self in morgue] Is my nose really that big?"
"But where is Mr Boots?"
""You fat, disgusting piece of shit! You make me sick! Fat-ass, yer nothin' but a waste of skin! You're so ugly, even your mama don't love you!" Well maybe he was right. Maybe I am nothing but a fat disgusting piece of shit. But ya know what? It doesn't matter if you're smart, dumb, ugly, pretty... it's all the same once yer dead... and a corpse can't laugh. From now on, if anyone makes fun of me... I'll kill 'em. Just like that."
"Do you know what it does to you, James? When you're hated, picked on, spit on, just cause of the way you look? After you've been laughed at your whole friggin' life? That's why I ran away after I killed the dog. Ran away like a scared little girl. Yeah, I killed that dog. It was fun! It tried to chew its own guts out! Finally died all curled up in a ball. Then he came after me. I shot him too, right in the leg! He cried more than the dog! He's gonna have a hard time playing football on what's left of that knee!"
"Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought."
"For a moment he felt a wild hope: perhaps this really was a nightmare. Perhaps he would awake in his own bed, bathed in sweat, shaking, maybe even crying . . . but alive. Safe. Then he pushed the thought away. Its charm was deadly, its comfort fatal."
"It's the kind of kiss that ends with clothes on the floor and somebody getting dicked out up against the wall."