“Wouldn't it be a trip if Alex Trebek bought a nude painting of me?”

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“I hate L.A. All they do is snort coke and talk.”

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“[talking on sex hotline] Oh! I can feel your balls up against my ass!”

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“Don't you want me to lick your balls for you?”

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“Short Cuts raises the roof on America.”

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