“I am not a comic, I have never told a joke...The comedian's promise is that he will go out there and make you laugh with him...My only promise is that I will try to entertain you as best I can....They...”

Andy Kaufman

“My mother sent me to psychiatrists since the age of four because she didn't think little boys should be sad. When my brother was born, I stared out the window for days. Can you imagine that?”

Andy Kaufman

“I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut - or get angry from the gut.”

Andy Kaufman