“Can we look at something else? Oh look. There's a gorilla climbing that building.”
“The bitch hit me with a toaster! I love a girl with spirit.”
Scrooged
“[confronted by the ghost of his old boss] No, you are a hallucination, brought on by alcohol. Russian Vodka, poisoned by Chernobyl.”
Scrooged
“That happened because it's Christmas Eve, I'm telling you! I'm not crazy. It's Christmas Eve! It's, it's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we, we, we smile a little easier, we,...”
Scrooged
“Ghost of Christmas Past: [after driving harmlessly through a van] GO BACK TO JERSEY, YA MORON! [laughs]”
Scrooged
“Ghost of Christmas Present: Sometimes, you have to SLAP them in the face just to get their attention!”
Scrooged