“Maybe I come on too strong, but... I don't know who else to be. I just have to put my whole heart into things.”

John Tucker Must Die

“I was so depressed, I couldn't even enjoy the break-up sex. [the girls stare at Beth] Oh my god, I'm such a slut!”

John Tucker Must Die

“Women Want Him. Men Want to Be Him. But These Girls Want to Kill Him.”

John Tucker Must Die

“Ashanti - Heather Straham”

John Tucker Must Die

“Jenny McCarthy - Lori Spencer”

John Tucker Must Die