“Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.”

Evan Esar

“An epigram is the marriage of wit, and wisdom; a wisecrack, their divorce.”

Evan Esar

“An alert copyreader on a newspaper couldn’t believe it when he read a reporter’s account of the theft of 2025 pigs. That’s a lot of pigs, he thought, and called the farmer to check the copy. “Is it tr...”

Evan Esar

“It is the uncensored sense of humor of a people which is the ultimate therapy for man in society.”

Evan Esar

“Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.”

Evan Esar