“[on the phone] What is the condition of Sergeant Kruger? [pause] Very well, let me know if there is any change in his condition. [Hangs up] He's dead.”
“Nick, I've tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It's no use, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm.”
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“Don't take it so hard Nick, life is filled with it's little miseries, each of us in his own way must learn to deal with adversity in a mature and adult fashion. [Sneezes into hands, screams and jumps ...”
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“Go quickly. If they find out you've seen this, your life will be worth less than a truck load of dead rats in a tampon factory.”
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“From the makers of the original "Airplane!" (not the Wright brothers)”
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“Val Kilmer - Nick Rivers”
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