“[After his pants are set on fire and a baby urinates down his leg] You saved the day there, you little pisspot. Thanks a lot.”

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“A cop dies and I make a tune for him.”

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“Roses are so obvious. Anyone would suspect them.”

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“Guy goes through hell for a girl but she doesn't realize it.”

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“[after shooting a guy while carrying a baby, covering the babies eyes] Woops, X-rated action”

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